Apparently evolutionists have been spreading their evil cult far and wide, but not to worry, Cassidy Turnbull can prove that her Uncle is no Monkey

I.... ummm...... well, you just have to read it for yourself. My favorite section, you ask?

"Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science tosupport his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker."

In other news: VOTE FOR KERRY.