I was just talking about this kind of thing with my brother, then I find this article. The lesson, don't let us men near the kitchen unsupervised. Or at least near a fryer.
Think you ate too much this Thanksgiving? Don't worry, you've still got a long way to go to catch these folks.
I don't really have a comment for this, other than to turn your volume up all the way. Really. Make sure the boss is walking by when you do it too.