Hey You Guys!

The original cast of The Goonies. Even Spielberg and Sam, er, Sean Astin.

Remember the time....

Oh, Chris Farley, you funny sob. RIP.

Not quite the worst

This is a pretty bad pickup line, but I've heard worse. A guy my freshman year, call him Phil, walked up to a friend, call her Janna, and said "Mom?" She expressed bewilderment, so he explained that she looked just like his mom. Surprisingly, Janna didn't fall madly in love with Phil right then. No one will ever understand women.